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subject o-023

Logging Beaver

Unit

subject o-023

DEVIATION PROFILE

SECTION 9 <ARTICLE 3>

Logging Beaver

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  • Comprehensive testing and field deployment observations indicate that this deviation exhibits a consistently non-hostile disposition. Throughout all monitored interactions, it demonstrated cooperative behavior, responsiveness to authorized personnel, and no signs of aggression, territoriality, or hostile intent. Current findings classify the deviation as friendly and suitable for controlled operational deployment, with no immediate threat posed to personnel or facility assets.

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    NO CONTAINMENT REQUIRED

     CONTAINMENT UNIT 

    NOT APPLICABLE

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Logging Beaver

All documentation provided by the Project Meta research team under section 9 arcticle 3

DEVIATION PROFILE

variations & skins


Original Variation

Logging Beaver

Variations

Christmas Spirit

Skins

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THREAT LEVEL

Comprehensive testing and field deployment observations indicate that this deviation exhibits a consistently non-hostile disposition. Throughout all monitored interactions, it demonstrated cooperative behavior, responsiveness to authorized personnel, and no signs of aggression, territoriality, or hostile intent. Current findings classify the deviation as friendly and suitable for controlled operational deployment, with no immediate threat posed to personnel or facility assets.

OPTIMAL
CONDITIONS

  1. Plant crops nearby

  2. Connect to power source

  3. Turn on the radio and play music

SECURENENT
METHOD

Retention within a designated securement unit is required to safely utilize the subject’s associated territorial wood gathering skills.

Territorial

Log Trees

Goes out logging when activated. The higher the Deviant Energy Level, the more efficient the logging is.


Any logging platform in the owners territory will be prioritized.

IDENTIFIERS









Deviation Data

Deviation O-023 is a toy beaver crocheted from coarse yarn approximately 1.5 meters in height. The Deviation wears a small helmet on its head and has a prominent pair of front teeth. The Deviation is made of a water-resistant yarn, allowing it to swim normally. Deviation O-023 has the intelligence of a typical adult human and can communicate fluently in English with researchers, albeit with a noticeable accent. Despite its intelligence, the Deviation continues to display many behavioral patterns typical of beavers. Deviation O-023's primary trait is its ability to break down any object that comes into contact with its two front teeth and convert them into wooden cellulose particles measuring approximately 4-8mm in diameter. Researchers have been unable to work out exactly what kind of wood these particles are made of. The process itself does not seem to harm the Deviation itself. Deviation O-023 claims to belong to a colony with around 4,000 beavers, but researchers have not found any evidence to support this claim. The Deviation describes its colony as a "crack team" of "experienced builders" capable of taking on "any job." The Deviation believes any human it interacts with to be a "client," and will try and engage the human in detailed discussions about permits and building codes. If the human attempts to hire Deviation O-023 for a "job," the Deviation will sheepishly admit that "" is currently on vacation and declare that construction projects are "not in his remit." If, however, the human asks the Deviation to demolish a structure, the Deviation will happily accept, and complete the task within the agreed timeframe. Upon completion of a project, the Deviation will request a portion of the debris as payment. It will then take these materials to the nearest river or flowing water body, where they will disappear upon contact with the water surface. Attempts to track these materials using remote transmitters have been unsuccessful. Given its ability to break out of any securement chamber with its teeth, Deviation O-023 has proven impossible to secure. However, Supervisor at has resolved the situation by "hiring" the Deviation on an open-ended contract, and tasking it with logging duties at Site . The Deviation has agreed to work 8 hours daily in return for on-site accommodation and an agreed quantity of hardwood as payment. Securement Procedures: Do: Provide Deviation O-023 with a securement suite Level III or higher as "accommodation." Deviation O-023 should be tagged with a satellite positioning transmitter, as per the contract. If the Deviation questions this, explain that the device is for recording attendance, and issue a stern reminder about punctuality. Assign the Deviation to a different - every quarter to prevent deforestation, and ensure that the Deviation is kept busy. Do Not: Attempt to withhold payment from the Deviation. Have the Deviation work overtime.


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